The Worlds 8 Worst Handshakes
// June 21st, 2009 // No Comments » // Dating Relationships, Entrepreneurship, Leadership, NLP Neuro-Linguistic Programming, Personal Development, Self Improvement
In this article you will see some truly bad handshakes. You’ll be taken through a list of the very worst handshakes that exist, be ready to cringe.
Here are 8 of the world’s worst handshakes, they are the most annoying and disliked handshakes and their variations. Avoid them at all costs or it could cost you a job, friendship or business relationship.
The handshake is extremely important in a business situation so avoid giving a bad handshake at all costs. Reading this article will alert you to worst handshakes and tell you if you give a bad handshake or not.
8. The Pump Handle Handshake
Credibility Rating: 4/10
With strong rural overtones, the pumper grabs the hand of the pumpee and commences an energetic and rhythmic series of rapid vertical strokes. While up to seven pumps is acceptable, some pumpers continue to pump uncontrollably as if they are trying to draw water from the pumpee.
Occasionally, the pumper will cease pumping but continue to hold the receiver’s hand to prevent their escape and, interestingly, few people try to pull their hand away. The act of being physically connected seems to weaken our resolve to retreat.
7. The Vice Handshake
Credibility Rating: 4/10
This quietly persuasive style is a favourite of men in business and reveals a desire to dominate and assume early control of the relationship or put people in their place. The palm is presented in the down position with one sharp downward pump followed by two or three vigorous return strokes and a grip that can even stop blood flow to the hand. Sometimes it will be used by a person who feels weak and fears they will be dominated by others.
If you are guilty of giving this handshake, I invite you to skip straight to the bottom in order to learn how to give a correct handshake, so you can relieve yourself. Then skip back up and read more of the worst handshakes. Just to make sure you don’t give any other bad handshakes.
6. The Stiff-Arm Thrust Handshake
Credibility Rating: 3/10
Like the Palm-Down Thrust, the Stiff-Arm Thrust tends to be used by aggressive types and its main purpose is to keep you at a distance and away from their personal space. It’s also used by people raised in rural areas, who have larger personal space needs and want to protect their territory.
These people will even lean forward or balance on one foot to keep their distance when delivering a Stiff-Arm Thrust.
5. The Socket-Wrencher Handshake
Credibility Rating: 3/10
A popular choice of power players and common cause of watering eyes and, in extreme cases, torn ligaments. This is the father of the Bent-Arm-Pull-In, and involves forcefully gripping the receiver’s outstretched palm, then simultaneously applying a sharp reverse thrust, attempting to drag the receiver into the initiator’s territory. This results in loss of balance and gets the relationship off on the wrong foot.
Pulling the receiver into the initiator’s territory can mean one of three things: first, the initiator is an insecure type who feels safe only within his own personal space; second, the initiator is from a culture that has smaller space needs; or third, he wants to control you by pulling you off balance. Either way, he wants the encounter to be on his terms.
4. The Finger-Tip Grab Handshake
Credibility Rating: 2/10
A common occurrence in male—female greetings, the Finger-Tip Grab is a handshake that missed the mark and the user mistakenly grabs the other person’s fingers. Even though the initiator may seem to have an enthusiastic attitude towards the receiver, he in fact lacks confidence in himself. In these circumstances, the main aim of the Finger-Tip Grab is to keep the receiver at a comfortable distance. The Finger-Tip Grab can also result from personal space differences between the people in the handshake. This could happen if one person’s intimate space was two feet (60cm) and the other’s was three feet (90cm), the latter stands further back during greeting so the hands don’t connect properly.
If this happens to you, take the other person’s right hand with your left and place it correctly in your right hand and say, with a smile ‘Let’s try that again!’ and shake hands equally. This builds your credibilitybecause you are telling the other person that you think they are important enough for you to get it right.
3. The Dutch Treat Handshake
Credibility Rating: 2/10
Being somewhat vegetarian in approach, this handshake has its origins in the Netherlands, where a person can be accused of ‘Geeft ‘n hand als bosje worteljes’ meaning ‘Giving a handshake like a bunch of carrots’. It’s a distant relative of the Wet Fish but stiffer and less clammy to the touch.
2. The Wet Fish Handshake
Credibility Rating: 1/10
Few greetings are as uninviting as the Wet Fish, particularly when the hand is cold or clammy.The soft, placid feel of the Wet Fish makes it universally unpopular and most people associate it with weak character, mainly because of the ease with which the palm can be turned over. It is read by the receiver as a lack of commitment to the encounter, but there may be cultural or other implications – in some Asian and African cultures a limp handshake is the norm and a firm handshake can be seen as offensive. Also, one in twenty people suffer from a condition called hyperhydrosis, which is a genetic condition that causes chronic sweating. It’s wise to carry tissues or a handkerchief for mop-up strategies before any bout of handshaking.
The palms have more sweat glands than any other part of the body, which is why sweaty palms become so obvious. Surprisingly, many people who use the Wet Fish are unaware they do it so it’s wise to ask your friends to comment on your handshake style before deciding what you’ll use in future meetings.
1. The Bone-Crusher Handshake
Credibility Rating: 0/10
A second cousin to the Vice, the Bone-Crusher is the most feared of all handshakes as it leaves an indelible memory on the recipient’s mind and fingers and impresses no one other than the initiator. The Bone-Crusher is the trademark of the overly aggressive personality who, without warning, seizes the early advantage and attempts to demoralise his opponent by grinding his knuckles to a smooth paste. If you are female, avoid wearing rings on your right hand in business encounters as the Bone-Crusher can draw blood and leave you to open your business dealings in a state of shock.
Unfortunately, there are no effective ways to counter it. If you believe someone has done it on purpose, you could bring it to every-one’s attention by saying, ‘Ouch! That really hurt my hand. Your grip is too strong.’ This puts the advocate of the Bone-Crusher on notice not to repeat the behaviour.
The Cure to a Bad Handshake
Few people have any idea how they come across to others in initial meetings, despite the fact that most of us are aware that the first few minutes of that meeting can make or break a relationship. Take the time to practise handshake styles with your friends and colleagues and you can quickly learn how to deliver a positive handshake every time. Keeping the palms held vertical and matching the other person’s grip is usually perceived as a 10/10 handshake.
Now that you’ve reached the end of the ‘8 of the worlds worst handshakes‘ you can jump along to more related articles such as the 9 golden keys to making a great first impression, How to Get Ahead in Business and the First 20 Seconds of an Interview.
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